Post by dave607 on Aug 10, 2008 19:39:30 GMT 6
What, you ask, is 'Butt dust?' Read on and you'll
discover the joy in it! These to be original and genuine. No adult is
this creative!
JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new
baby sister. After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one
for hot and one for cold milk?'
MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny
replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, 'If
you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say
five to six.'
STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. 'I
love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my
bedroom window'
BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a pain
killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her
frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have
to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: 'How
does it know it's me?'
SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the
hiccups. 'Please don't give me this juice again,' she said, 'It makes my
teeth cough.'
DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked:
'How much do I cost?'
MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were
hugging and kissing in a restaurant Without taking his eyes off them, he
asked his dad: 'Why is he whispering in her mouth?'
CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When
his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know what'll
happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?'
JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad
read: 'The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the
city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.' Concerned, James
asked: 'What happened to the flea?'
TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an
elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a
while and then asked, 'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?'
The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget.. ...'Dear
Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a
rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we are but dust...'
He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who
was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill
little four year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?
Spread the smiles!!
discover the joy in it! These to be original and genuine. No adult is
this creative!
JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new
baby sister. After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one
for hot and one for cold milk?'
MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny
replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, 'If
you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say
five to six.'
STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. 'I
love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my
bedroom window'
BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a pain
killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her
frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have
to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: 'How
does it know it's me?'
SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the
hiccups. 'Please don't give me this juice again,' she said, 'It makes my
teeth cough.'
DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked:
'How much do I cost?'
MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were
hugging and kissing in a restaurant Without taking his eyes off them, he
asked his dad: 'Why is he whispering in her mouth?'
CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When
his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know what'll
happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?'
JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad
read: 'The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the
city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.' Concerned, James
asked: 'What happened to the flea?'
TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an
elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a
while and then asked, 'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?'
The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget.. ...'Dear
Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a
rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we are but dust...'
He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who
was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill
little four year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?
Spread the smiles!!